“Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine becoming a successful anything, let alone a comedian. I fully expected to be a huge disappointment.

Life’s first disappointment was my name. My real name isn’t Sirius. My Chinese name is pronounced “whore.” Hor Luk Lee.

I was born in America.

Your grandparents saw Sixteen Candles. They were quite familiar with Long Duk Dong.

They named me Hor anyway.”

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